F*CK THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OUT !!!

[Lena]

Lucky moi .......................

Up all nite with nasty nasty stomach trouble that's still going on ...................

Sad to call in sick at my pt job and they were mad

My period is coming any day

Will probably miss dinner and seeing photos of some friends trip to Italy

Wud somebody please come and run me over with there car ?

[Who?]

The way your luck is going if we ran you over it would just cripple you, not kill you...

[stevie666]

you def. need something to cheer you up

[Lena]

My stomach problems are over but.....................

But the curse is killing me 

Got the 3rd degree at my pt job last nite for daring to call in sick ................

Found out a server there is backstabbing me ......................the kunt 

My best friend is being goofy , becoming a religious fanatic but also dancing topless at a bar & sport f*cking a 17 year old dancer& then blowing a customer for money 

Want to be back on vacation where I could relax and copulate with strangers

[Ivan Diederhoff]

Lucky moi .......................

Up all nite with nasty nasty stomach trouble that's still going on ...................

Sad to call in sick at my pt job and they were mad

My period is coming any day

Will probably miss dinner and seeing photos of some friends trip to Italy

Wud somebody please come and run me over with there car ?

That's pretty bad! But you aren't alone. The way my luck's been running lately, even if I tried, I'd miss and run into a utility pole!

[yuqingeng]

A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

fertilizer

[Alf Huckham]

Lucky moi .......................

Up all nite with nasty nasty stomach trouble that's still going on ...................

Sad to call in sick at my pt job and they were mad

My period is coming any day

Will probably miss dinner and seeing photos of some friends trip to Italy

Wud somebody please come and run me over with there car ?

OK

[Ivan Diederhoff]

Lucky moi .......................

Up all nite with nasty nasty stomach trouble that's still going on ...................

Sad to call in sick at my pt job and they were mad

My period is coming any day

Will probably miss dinner and seeing photos of some friends trip to Italy

Wud somebody please come and run me over with there car ?

OK

With fuel prices being spiked by greedy oil companies again, you expend gas for that? Run over one of these nimrod trolls instead!